Persian BankerBro: Ladies, I am seeing the trooooth! This is so dope - it's like I can just see shit, like the Matrix. Feeling sooo chill right now
College Girl: So what did you major in in college?
Persian BankerBro: What? That shit doesn't MATTER - just embrace all the beauty around you.
[Persian BankerBro checks his iPhone. Sees that S&P has downgraded U.S. Debt]
Persian BankerBro: DOOOOD! THIS IS SO FUCKED! My MorganStanley job offer is on the line here! My internship's over in 2 weeks!
College Girl: I'm not a big econ person. I'm more into fashion, I actually am working at Redbook for the--
Persian BankerBro: This shit hasn't happened in 70 years! This is real bad dude! So bad!
Me: Calm down man, I'm sure it's not--
Persian BankerBro: No Doood you don't understand. I was gonna get a Lexus with my signing bonus! Ohh this is the worst trip ever!
College Girl: You seem like a smart guy, you'll be fi--
Persian BankerBro: Just, everyone leave - leave me alone.
[Persian BankerBro sulks/vortexes on his iPhone for the next 30 minutes, I leave]