Me: Your service is really spotty, I'm gonna leave you
AT&T: No you won't
Me: That's not true, I will. When my contract is up, it's Sayonara AT&T, Hello Verizon
AT&T: Yeah right, you limp-dick faggot. You don't have the guts
Me: I... yes I do
AT&T: No you don't. Now wait till the iPhone 5 comes out and we'll re-up your contract and sell you a 16GB unit for $399
Me: Well... maybe I'll get the 32GB version
AT&T: No you won't, you broke bitch
Me (whimpering): Yes, Daddy