[Photographer snaps photograph of Eliot Spitzer, Eliot Spitzer's Dad and Eliot Spitzer's Mom. Photographer walks away]
Eliot Spitzer's Mom: Eliot, our picture's gonna be in the Boca Beat section of the Miami Herald!
Eliot Spitzer: Wow, little old me?! In the Boca Beat?! What an honor!
Eliot Spitzer's Mom: No need for sarcasm, El. I think it's nice to get our picture in the paper, that's all
Eliot Spitzer: Sorry, it's just I was supposed to be the first Jewish President - and now...
Eliot Spitzer's Mom: You can still be the first Jewish President... of the Boca Grande Condo Association
[Eliot Spitzer gives his Mom a death stare]
Eliot Spitzer's Mom: What? It's very prestigious - they just created the BGCA by merging Boca Laguna and Grande Playa so it's an open election.
Eliot Spitzer's Dad: But you're gonna need a strong campaign El. I hear Irv Rosenthal - the over-80 shuffleboard champion of Southern Florida - is running. High name recognition!
Eliot Spitzer [muttering]: Well, I'm gonna take a shot of cyanide
Eliot Spitzer's Mom: Speak up, El! I can't hear you what'd you say?!
Eliot Spitzer: I SAID I'VE GOT A SLATE ARTICLE TO WRITE