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Give your heart to your Valentine… literally! Organ and poop chocolate molds available online
This year, show them that it’s what’s on the inside that counts.
Valentine’s Day can be tough. If you really want to show your appreciation for your significant other, what can you possibly get them that will symbolize your true feelings? Flowers? Lame. A box of chocolates? Boring.
How about chocolate versions of things… from inside the human body?
That’s most likely the thought process that went into Japanese novelty store Village Vanguard putting out some new products in preparation for Valentine’s Day: chocolate organ and poop silicone molds.
▼ Chocolate intestines, stomachs, hearts, brains and lungs.
Oh honey, you shouldn’t have… really!
▼ They’re selling a silicone mold so that you can make organ candies, jellies,
chocolates and more just by pouring into the shapes and freezing it.
▼ Village Vanguard recommends using
strawberry chocolate for maximum realistic effect.
【バレンタインまで11日】 『臓器チョコ!? 不気味だけどカワイイ😍』 『ゼリーにして、ホルマリン漬け風に😝』 「イチゴシロップを中に入れたい😋」 作る側と貰う側の温度差要注意⚠️ #バレンタイン大作戦 #ピンクアーミー… http://twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
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【恋式】ヴィレヴァン@バレンタイン大作戦 (@vv__official) February 03, 2017
But maybe your Valentine’s Day sweetie pie isn’t into things that stay inside the body. Maybe they’d prefer something that… comes out, instead.
Well no worries because Village Vanguard has your back for that too, with chocolate poop silicone molds as well.
▼ “I made this just for you!”
Is something you could say after giving the gift of a poop cake…
▼ …or if you prefer you can instead offer
some smaller, colorful bite-sized chunks.
▼ You could even combine the two for
a wonderful Valentine’s Day poop picnic!
▼ You know, seeing all this really has me thinking
this might be truer now than ever before.
Haha how can u say u love her if u can't even eat her poop ha!! http://t.co/ypgmR6hGUJ
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ANIME LOVER26!!! (@AnimeLova26) June 12, 2015
If you can’t wait to spring some chocolate organs or poops onto your loved ones (or your “obligation chocolate” enemies), then you can order them online at Village Vanguard’s website. The organs are 1,296 yen (US$11.50) and the poops are 972 yen ($8.50).
But if those still aren’t gross enough for you, then perhaps could we interest you in some chocolate maggots and butt-holes instead?
Source: Village Vanguard (1, 2) via NetLab
Images: Village Vanguard Online (1, 2)
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Japan announces plans to take in 300 Syrian refugees over the next five years
Efforts will double the number of refugees taken in previously.
The Japanese government has announced that this year it will begin accepting Syrian refugees to the country as exchange students, allowing them to bring along their spouses and children, taking in a total of 300 refugees over a five-year span. In addition to providing them with an allowance for living expenses, the refugee families will also be given the opportunity to settle in the country at the end of their term as exchange students.
Using the Japan International Cooperation Agency’s (JICA) technical cooperation organization, 20 exchange students per year will be accepted from Syrian refugees who escaped to Jordan and Lebanon. Based on the average Syrian family structure, JICA expects the total number of refugees entering Japan over the next five years to be 300 people. The first 20 students and their families are scheduled to arrive this summer.
Following talks at the 42nd G7 Summit held last summer in Mie Prefecture regarding the refugee situation, Japan began working proactively to address the problem, recruiting Syrian exchange students and selecting schools to accept them.
Japan has notoriously been hesitant to accept a large amount of refugees. In 2015 the country rejected nearly 99 percent of applicants, ultimately accepting only 27 people. However, prospective efforts over the next five years will double that number, taking in an average of 60 refugees per year. Compared to other countries such as Germany, which took in more than one million refugees in 2015, Japan’s efforts may seem like a mere drop in the bucket. Still, it will likely mean the world to the students and their families who will have a chance to rebuild their lives in Japan.
Source: Yahoo! Japan News
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“Crazy” new mascot for Kure City is an impressively good dancer with a slick TRF cover【Video】
Mr. Kure may not know karate, but he knows ku-re-shi!
Kure City, located on the coast of Hiroshima Prefecture, was once a major military port for the Japanese Imperial Navy. Today the city has a Maritime Self-Defense Forces installation, but also puts effort into promoting itself as a tourism destination, earning popularity for both for its historical and moderns ships as well as the scenic beauty of the Seto Inland Sea. Kure is also the setting of the historical anime film In This Corner of the World, which looks at how the survivors of the nuclear bomb in Hiroshima coped.
Even though it’s a fairly well-known place, Kure thought it could do with a little boost in the PR department. So, on 1 February, Kure announced a brand new yuru-kyara mascot, Kure-shi, which translates to “Mr. Kure” but works better as Kure-shi since its also a pun on how you say “Kure City” in Japanese.
Kure-shi is tasked with making sure everyone in Japan gets the city’s name right. Although, the pronunciation “ku-ray” is more clear when written in English, Japanese people often mistakenly read the city’s name in kanji as “go.”
So as we can see, the name of the city is figured prominently in Kure-shi’s design with the kanji for the city on his front and the phonetic katakana rendering of it on his back.
Also his spiky hair is meant to symbolize the waves of the Seto Sea which is also represented in his sparkly blue coloring.
This is all well and great, but simply sticking some words on a big blue square isn’t going to grab the country’s attention, so a promotional video was made. However, after watching you will see that no expense was spared in the making of this video which rivals any that the music industry has put out.
In the video we see that not only is Kure-shi a pretty badass dancer (imagine pulling off those moves while wearing a big furry cube), he seems to be a hit with the ladies as well.
Although cute, those scenes take our attention off Kure-shi’s precision moves, but luckily there is a version of the video that is only him dancing as well.
Fans of J-Pop may recognize the song as TRF’s 1995 hit “Crazy Gonna Crazy”, only this time the words have been altered to promote Kure City and the song has been retitled Kure-shi Gonna Kure-shi.
Reaction to the promotional video has been largely positive and is apparently also working to correct people’s pronunciation of the name.
“After watching the video, I actually think I want to go to Kure City…”
“It’s… not ‘Go?’”
“That totally takes me back to the glory days of [TRF prodycer] Tetsuya Komuro.”
“I remember seeing the sunset in Kure like in the video. It’s like another world.”
“It’s good, but I won’t consider Kure-shi a real yuru-kyara until he has at least five pieces of merchandise for sale.”
While it looks like Kure City’s newest mascot is paying off for them, but Kure-shi’s success is also indicative of a change in Japanese mascot culture. Gone are the days of kimo-kawaii (gross but cute) characters like Okazaemon and Funasshi.
Now we are looking at a potential wave of professional yuru-kyara with skills to pay the bills like Kure-shi’s tight dance moves or the rapid-fire drumming of Nyango Star. For mascots in Japan the future is now, and it is kind of sparkly.
Sources: Kure-shi Official Website, Sankei News, Alfalfalfa
Video, images: YouTube/Hiroshima-ken Kure-shi
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